
Alvin glombowski Institute of Reproductive Science - Press Release
11/26/2010 - by BYU
The University of Notre Dame (Roman Catholic Church) funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After Notre Dame published the study, Wellesley College decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
True to form, Alvin Glombowski's obsession with male sexual activity inspired him to direct his pet department at Brigham Young University to conduct their own "hands on" study.
After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Several graduate students who worked closely with alvin on the study surmised that the concave shape of Alvin's own forehead creates the permanent scowl always found on his face, especially during General Conference.
Alvin Glombowski said " it's still a Mortal sin" if if it feels good, cuz-the Pope said Sooooo !!!- that the Law!!
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